So. I gave in and downloaded Flappy Bird. Which, as you all now know is no longer available for whatever reason.

Anyway, I was motivated to play this infernal game because my 11 year old son (with whom I am highly competitive when it comes to gaming) got 41 points. In about the same time I was on 14 points.

And would you believe it? By the time I got to 41, he was on 74. 74!!! And he sent me a gloating text message to mock me.

I was driven… Success!!

I called him to get the glory.

He didn’t care. He’s moved on.

Bloody kids.