Thoughts: Red Wine and Blue Cheese

  
I’m quite the fan of wine, as you probably have figured out, and I adore cheese.

Mmm cheese…  

 
However I have learned that if I consume red wine and blue cheese close to bedtime, I will have dreams. Weird dreams.

My last one was a doozy.

It was in that last sleep cycle before waking.

I dreamt that I was in a room, talking to a couple of people, when Graham Norton strode up to me, said “Oh my GOD, that’s a triple-chin! I must take a selfie with you’.

Shit.

My brain thinks I’m fat. And I should probably drink less.